April 24, 2003

Quotes

Quotes from Professor Cronin
Advanced Fiction Writing, Spring 2003


  • "I'm not going to have a sex-change to accomplish this goal." 1/23/03

  • "The female carries my line. Proud time for a hominid." 1/23/03

  • "I think it's important that we scandalize the other people in the building, so please come dressed as artists?" 1/23/03

  • "It's the Wild West, Baby!" 1/30/03

  • "Pornography?I think it was more special back then." 1/30/03

  • "But what's the difference between Mississippi and rural Pennsylvania? Not much." 2/5/03

  • "I can relate to the sheep. Oh don't go anywhere with that." 2/5/03

  • On marriage: "It's a game of musical chairs. One or two people don't get to sit down. Those one or two get cats." 2/13/03

  • "It was a part of the old core [curriculum.] We're in the new core. Like I care." 2/13/03

  • "That will work if the story is played in the key of funny." 2/13/03

  • "That will be a true "Holy Shit" moment." 2/13/03

  • "One time she called me a "fucking walrus'" 2/13/03

  • "I asked her, "Do you know who Jesus Christ is?" and she said "Yeah, that's what mom says on the way to school." 2/13/03

  • "And it doesn't help that a lot of these parents are rich, dumb, shits." 2/27/03

  • "Discussing my colleagues always brings out the light-hearted Cronin" 2/27/03

  • "I don't know, I sacrifice goats in the woods. 10 years at La Salle and I'm not Catholic." 2/27/03

  • "I lived on a dirt road which was a serious impediment to learning basketball." 3/13/03

  • "A Chinese daughter is like the fashion accessory in my neighborhood." 3/13/03

  • "Its all water under a duck's back" 3/20/03

  • "Let's ménage-a-trios!" 3/20/03

  • "This is supposed top be a snowman piss fest!" 3/20/03

  • "This class is built to self-destruct." 3/20/03

  • "Oh, I'd better mention my dick, because I'm a guy?" 4/3/03

  • "Captain Planet was the Fat Albert of superheroes." 4/10/03

  • "Some countries just suck to live in." 4/17/03

And one finally, actually about writing that is semi-profound:

"The world is fill of things I have no idea about. I'm going to write myself into that." 2/20/03

Posted by Matthew at April 24, 2003 09:28 PM
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