April 27, 2004

Professor Quotes from Spring Semester, 2004

(As a general practice, I try to collect quotes from my professors as the semester rolls on. They are recorded at the top of my notebook pages and attributed with the date. These come from the files...discretion advised for the Bill Wine quotes. )

Dr. Geff Kelly, REL 271 - Travel Study to Ireland

"Dancing with a man...just not my style." (regarding parties while he was in the monostary) - 1/23/04

"We weren't allowed to look women in the face...of course, we all did, what the hell..." -3/19/04

Dr. Joseph Volpe, HON 330 - Democratic Vistas

"That marker's pretty potent" - Steve Martin
"Yeah. I'm getting high." - Dr. Volpe - 2/24/04

"California. It's deadening." - 3/9/04

"It's our last class so I can say things that are exceptionally stupid." - 4/20/04


Prof. Bill Wine, COM 204 - Film as Art

"Shut the hell up you liars! You wanted to see it as much as I did!" - 1/21/04

"When did you fall in love between fucking gunshots?" - 1/28/04

"You're gonna get good drunken acting out of drunken actors." -2/4/04

"Neo, get the fuck up in the air about five minutes earlier!" (On Neo fighting Agent Smith in the Matrix) - 2/9/04

"That's God doing his work through me. Sorry, I just sat through a Mel Gibson film." - 3/8/04

"He's got a stack of blue books, he's probably drunk, put some fuckin' effort into it!" - 3/5/04

"I'm not sure why I'm laughing. Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you." -4/19/04

Prof. Bill Wine, COM 324 - Film History

"Would you pull the doors closed? I may want to curse." - 1/29/04

"The review ends and the idiot anchor across the desk says, "Just tell us Bill, is it a chick flick?" And you just want to say, "Eat shit and die." -1/29/04

"Steal from everywhere" (on sources for the essay) - 1/29/04

"Well, I'm sadistic, and it pleases me." (on making what could easily be a 5 page paper no more than one page) - 1/29/04

"This is me getting back at the world for having to do one fucking movie in one minute." (again, about the paper) - 1/29/04

"Fox...I always leave Fox out...what an amazing Freudian slip." - 2/18/04

"After film noir, you may feel you need to take a shower or see a comedy or a musical." - 2/19/04

"Film noir...people getting in touch with their emotions at the most inopportune times." - 2/19/04

"When 2001 opened, people thought it was beautiful. I mean, most of them were stoned, but..." - 2/26/04

"About a year after I die, mail them to me in hell." - 3/18/04

"Did you buy that shit-eating smile, or was it here when you got here?" - 3/25/04

"Are we lawbreakers? Look to my left - she's stoned. Look to my right - he's stoned. Yes!" - 3/25/04

"Plagarize your little asses off. Just tell me who you're plagirizing from." - 4/15/04

"I'm not looking for a hip-hop treatise." - 4/15/04

"That movie is about telling your brother to punch you in the face." (on Raging Bull) - 4/15/04

"All right, Joe, everyone has to answer the questions except you. (a beat) Fuck you!" - 4/22/04

"So if you had a paper due, or you're a thoroughly irresponsible human being..." - 4/22/04


Posted by Matthew at April 27, 2004 03:23 AM
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